Super Hero Jokes

Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join... She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former

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If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.

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Funny Super Hero Jokes
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What's the difference between Iron man and Iron women? One is a super hero and the other is a simple comand.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command.

*I'll show myself out...*

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If I could be any super hero, I think I’d be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.

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Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime.

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If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man... My superpower would be foiling crime...

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men or the Trans formers.

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If Caitlin Jenner was a super hero Would she be an X-man or a Transformer?

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If caitlyn jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The X-Men

I'll see myself out.

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Thought I saw the first ever super hero today, he was running down our street wearing a cape. Turns out he hadn't paid for his haircut.

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men

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If I could be any super hero, I would be Aluminum Man... ...my super power would be foiling crime.

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!

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My diet plan has finally paid off! I have the body of a super hero now... I have the body of Thor.

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I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor.

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I like to think of my dad as a super hero Invisible man...

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Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA. He will be called “Gene Hackman”

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My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero. Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

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Where do super heroes go when they are badly injured? They take them to the MCU

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As a kid, I always thought my dad was a super hero, But then I grew up and realized he was just a drunk in a cape.

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Which super hero is the best at basketball? (Infinity War Spoilers) Spider-Man, he has the best fade-away.

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You hear about the new super hero that is also a politician? He can communicate in every language..

He is..

The Cunning Linguist

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!

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What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man

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What do you call a team of transgender super heroes? Ex men

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What super hero does Mike Tyson most feel like after a long fight? Thor

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Where are most super heroes from? Cape Town

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When I was a kid I wished my parents where super hero’s My mom started flying and loved it but it didn’t work on my dad so I thought that it only half worked, weirdly enough I stoped seeing the mail man after that

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