Hilarious Surgical Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist. They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

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A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.

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I was at Starbucks The Barista was wearing a mask. A big one

I said: why such a long surgical mask

Barista: it's a coughy filter

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I went into a Starbucks earlier and asked the barista why they were wearing a surgical mask. They replied: "I'm not, it's a coughy filter"

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Moth man A man walks into the surgical ward of the hospital. He tells the nurse, "I think I'm a moth"
Nurse says, "This is surgery, Psychiatry is on the 3rd floor".
Man says, "I know, but you had the light on"

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What do doctors need when operating in inhospitable conditions? Surgical spirit.

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What happened to the thief who stole surgical masks in a hospital? He got cought.

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