A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear Because he is unable to take a pooh
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it....
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"
The bear responds:
"No, I'm stuffed."
One my 5 yr old told me: why didn’t my teddy bear get invited to thanksgiving? He ‘s already stuffed!
Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed
Why couldn't the Teddy Bear eat? Because it was stuffed
What did the teddy bear say after it finished eating dinner? I'm stuffed
What are teddy bear poops called? Fleeces
What is a teddy bears favorite food... Stuffing.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear and she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
I recently purchased a teddy bear for £10
And named it Mohammed, then sold it for £20.
My question is.....have I made a Prophet?
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? No thanks, I'm stuffed
Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed.
Why are teddy bears never hungry. They are always stuffed!
What do an aggressive teddy bear and this joke have in common? The punch is pretty weak
Why don't teddy bears eat? They're already always stuffed
Why wasn’t the teddy bear hungry? He was already stuffed!
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Cause they're always stuffed.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they are always stuffed!
What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere? Schwinnie The Pooh
Cake day joke: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cake? He was already stuffed.
I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?
What do you call a teddy bear that cant eat any more? Stuffed!
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed.
Why didn't the teddy bear have any thanksgiving dessert? He was already too stuffed
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they're always stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake Because it was stuffed
Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat anymore? Because it was stuffed
Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert? Cus they are always stuffed.
Why don't you feed your teddy bear? Because it's always stuffed.