Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related.
If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced… Are they still brother and sister?
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee.
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because your teeth are missing.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas
What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.
What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas.
When I was young man I met a girl in Tennessee turned out she was a moonshiners daughter. That was a long time ago.. But I love her still.
If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?
What did Tennessee? I don’t know, but it was the same thing Arkansas.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!
Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customers salsa. I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like your parents were siblings.
Tennessee Joke Two guys are hunting in the woods one day and they get to arguing about a set of tracks they had spotted, "Them is deer tracks," one says. The other, "No them's bear tracks!" Back and forth for about an hour... Then they get hit by the train.
What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw.
Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look extremely inbred
My mom, who lives in Tennessee, always complains to me about all the chiggers there. I was not aware there were any black Chinese.
How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same? Someone's going to loose a trailer
Some people don't know which American state puns are terrible, and which ones good. I Tennessee the difference, though.
A man sees a girl in the bar and decides to drop a pickup line
Him: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten-I-See!
Her: Are you from Alabama? Cause I’m your sister.
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
How are tornados and a Tennessee divorce alike? In either one, someone's going to lose a trailer home.
Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Why is a toothbrush called a TOOTHbrush and not a TEETHbrush? It was invented in Tennessee
Why is the answer to the 10th multiple questions always C? Because Tennessee
I think college athletes should get paid to play sports. Except Tennessee. They're Volunteers.
Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit
Most people in Tennessee don't think climate change is real.. But it's not really an educated opinion. Think about it, most labs here have the word meth in front of it.
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because i can’t have a long distance relationship.
Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out.
What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee