Termite Jokes

Funny Termite Jokes
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a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

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Girl, are you a termite? Because you're gonna get a mouthful of wood tonight

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A termite walks into a bar... He waits and waits and nobody appears. He turns to a termite next to him and asks him, "Hey, is the bar tender here?". The second termite says, "Yeah. It's okay".

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A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a tavern and asks... “Is the bar tender here?”

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building? "Barbecue tonight!"

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A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

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A termite walks into a bar... and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

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A termite goes into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

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A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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A joke my Grandmother told me today. So a termite walks into a bar. He sits down on one of the stools and asks the man behind the counter “Is the bar tender here?”

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A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks "Is the bartender here?"

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A toothless termite walked into a tavern ... and said: "Is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar and he asks, "Where's the bar tender?"

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Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir?
Termite: Table for two.

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A termite walks into a bar And asks " Is the bartender here?"

Another termite looks up and says
"It's pretty tough at this end mate!"

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A termite walks into a bar And asks his friend, "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two.

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A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?

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So a termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, "is the bar tender here?"

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I'm a fan of simple jokes So a termite walks into a pub and says: " Is the bartender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar and asked... Is the bar tender here?

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, “where’s the bar tender?”

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A termite walks into a bar He walks up, knocks on the counter and says" is the Bartender here".

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A termite walks into a bar He says, "is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar He asks: " is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar and says.... “Where is the bar tender?”

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So a termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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So a termite walks into a bar and says... Is the bar-tender here?

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A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where is the bar tender?"

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What does the realtor on HGTV say ... ... about the house that caught fire, was flooded and damaged in a tornado, with no roof, a broken foundation and termite infestation?


*It has a lot of potential* ™

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A termite walks into a cocktail lounge... and asks a customer, "Is the bartender here?"

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What did the toothless termite said when he entered a bar ? Is bar-tender in here ....😂

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A termite walked into a bar And asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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