a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?
Girl, are you a termite? Because you're gonna get a mouthful of wood tonight
A termite walks into a bar... He waits and waits and nobody appears. He turns to a termite next to him and asks him, "Hey, is the bar tender here?". The second termite says, "Yeah. It's okay".
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a tavern and asks... “Is the bar tender here?”
What did one termite say to another in a burning building? "Barbecue tonight!"
A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
A termite walks into a bar... and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite goes into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
A joke my Grandmother told me today. So a termite walks into a bar. He sits down on one of the stools and asks the man behind the counter “Is the bar tender here?”
A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks "Is the bartender here?"
A toothless termite walked into a tavern ... and said: "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and he asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
Two termites go on a date..
Waiter: what would you like to order sir?
Termite: Table for two.
A termite walks into a bar
And asks " Is the bartender here?"
Another termite looks up and says
"It's pretty tough at this end mate!"
A termite walks into a bar And asks his friend, "Is the bar tender here?"
What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two.
A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?
So a termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, "is the bar tender here?"
I'm a fan of simple jokes So a termite walks into a pub and says: " Is the bartender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asked... Is the bar tender here?
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “where’s the bar tender?”
A termite walks into a bar He walks up, knocks on the counter and says" is the Bartender here".
A termite walks into a bar He says, "is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar He asks: " is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and says.... “Where is the bar tender?”
So a termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
So a termite walks into a bar and says... Is the bar-tender here?
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where is the bar tender?"
What does the realtor on HGTV say ...
... about the house that caught fire, was flooded and damaged in a tornado, with no roof, a broken foundation and termite infestation?
*It has a lot of potential* ™
A termite walks into a cocktail lounge... and asks a customer, "Is the bartender here?"
What did the toothless termite said when he entered a bar ? Is bar-tender in here ....😂
A termite walked into a bar And asks "Is the bar tender here?"