One night, Wonder Woman sent some nude pics but one failed to impress... ...she didn't turn on the flash...
Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? He decided to stick it out for another year.
If the Flash dies... Will they have to Barry Allen?
There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench
when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a stroke,
but the second old lady couldn't reach it.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year...
I asked my wife if I'm a superhero in bed. She said yes! The Flash.
What did the flasher do when he thought of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year.
My car broke down the other day and I tried to remember everything my dad taught me growing up all I knew was “point the flashlight there”.
It is during our darkest moments... That we need to replace the batteries of the flashlight
Which superhero loves to whip out his junk in public? The Flash
Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications... but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.
What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? "I still find you dashing"
How does The Flash deal with feminine criminals? With flashbangs.
What's the flashes favorite element? Barium
As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah, I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed
Seeing the flash in the distance, Elton John knew he only had moments to live. He turned to the nearest celebrity at the party for one last human embrace. "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
What did the flashlight say to the darkness? **"Lighten up."**
The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section. I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of cleaning up his act? He changed his mind and decided to stick it out another year.
What's the Flash' computer password? 1barry1
I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...
The flash from the Hiroshima bomb was so bright... ...that even today, people there walk around with their eyes in a squint
The Flash was arrested for molesting a child He was charged as a speedophile
Whats the difference between Quicksilver and The Flash. Only one can catch a bullet.
Why didn’t The Flash get any dates? Because he’s known as the fastest man alive.
Which superhero would you want as a neighbor? I'm not sure, but definitely not The Flash.
What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
The Flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast.
How do The Flash's fantasies end? With a Super-Sonic Bang.
The Flash tv show is so unrealistic. American cops kill people before they even do anything wrong.
Why didn't the flashy drummer drown? He was flambuoyant