I like making jokes about vegetarians... but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.
Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"
I've just realised why I don't like tofu It's literally just a curd to me
Truly delicious tofu recipe:
1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy steak.
I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated- It's just a curd to me.
Tofu is really overrated It's just a curd to me.
Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|
How did the vegetarian quit smoking? He went cold tofu.
Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove that it was not chicken.
I just decided that tofu's overrated... It's just a curd to me.
I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu. She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese.
Why did the Tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken.
Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless.
What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in? Tofu
TOFU : For those that enjoy a bland, tasteless joke.
I used to work in a powdered soup factory, until I started coughing up little cubes of tofu... I was forced to retire, after being diagnosed with Miso-thelioma.
Tofu joke
What does Mexican tofu say?
Soy beans!
The other day I mistook Tofu and Tuff... Now I don't have my teeth anymore.
I like my women line I like my tofu. White.....and extra firm.