Top Ten Jokes

What does Match.com and the FBI's Top Ten list have in common? I'm not wanted on either. :/

Score: 12

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE ADD: 1) Easily distracted
2) Frequently lose your train of thought 3) Unfinished projects

Score: 10

Saw a list of the top ten card games Uno is number one

Score: 9

Top Ten Worst Electrical Outlets Number six will shock you!

Score: 9

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak. he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

Score: 4

Omg it took an hour for my friend and I to realize that our Uber driver was a celebrity!! He’s even ranked top ten in the list of most desired people in the world by the FBI!

Score: 4

Top ten places to put a toaster in your bathroom. Number three will shock you!

Score: 3

I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Score: 2

I have a simple standard for quality puns: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard But no pun in ten did.

Score: 1

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