My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer.
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."
Me: "No baby wait, I can change..."
My girlfriend left me because I kept pretending to be a transformer I said "No, wait! I can change!"
My wife said,"I'm leaving you as you keep telling everyone you're a Transformer." I said,"please don't,I can change."
Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon.
2 Transformers got married
Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.
They had become Transparents.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession
She said "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer".
I said "But baby, I can change".
She said "There you go again!"
I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I kept pretending to be a transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
My wife told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
My girlfriend said shes leaving me because I keep pretending to be a transformer. No, wait, I can change!
If Caitlin Jenner was a super hero Would she be an X-man or a Transformer?
I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires
I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office Worst transformer ever.
I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever
I broke my phone recently. I threw it out the window after turning on airplane mode. Worst transformer ever.
A pregnant lady is sitting at a bus stop...
A guy walks up and asks, "what are you expecting?"
The girl replies the obvious, "the bus."
The man turns to his friend and whispers, "dude, I think she screwed a transformer!"
What's the name of the Transformer that likes to shop? Amazon Prime
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero Would she be an xmen or a transformer?
What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities? Optimus *Crime*.
If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?
What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime
What do you call transformer's father and mother? Transparent
What kind of robot would a transgender person be A transformer.
What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe... A rowbot.
What do you call an Transformer driving backward? Dyslexicon
Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner
Who is the most popular Transformer in America? Caitlyn Jenner.
What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer? A Decepti-Khan
What do you call a transformer that believes things will work out fine? Optimist Prime.
What do you call a a robot who changed genders? a transformer
What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner
A man divorced his wife because of a power outage in his house. The transformer was blown. Apparently, optimus prime was more of a man than he was.
What do you call a Transformer with an Amazon addiction? Shoptimus Prime!
What loves dance-offs, fight Decepticons and can boost AC voltages without boosting total power?
A step-up transformer.
Made this up nearly 10 years back.
Did you hear about the transformer that saw the best in everyone? He was an Optimus
What do you call a hoe-ish Transformer? An Auto-Thot.