What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common? They both have a semi.
A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen.
Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Why do truck drivers love the 1st day of June? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas
Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts
Truck drivers... Truck drivers are semi skilled workers.
Why do women make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them a full load, and they take 9 months to deliver.
Did you here about the truck driver that pulled out to ovoid a child. He fell off the couch and broke his arm.
Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire.
Why are truck drivers always in accidents? Because they are semi drivers.
A crisp was walking down a road
A truck driver drives past and asks if they want a lift
The crisp responds "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
What do Amazon truck drivers and transgendered women have in common? They get rid of their package.
For the perfect robbery you need a truck driver they always find a way to be in places they shouldn't be
What do truck drivers and strippers have in common? They both get paid by the load.
Do you know what the opposite of a drag race is? I don't, but the truck driver passing another on the interstate sure might.
I got a job interview for a truck driver position They called and told me the office was 30km away from me I said forget it I don't want to drive that far.
Tow truck drivers must see a lot of action. They can hook up with anybody on the street and take them home.
A truck driver turned over a trailer full of cows... HOW DAIRY!!!
Why do truck drivers hate Arnold Schwarzenegger? He's the Governator
Why was the garbage truck driver sad? His girlfriend dumped him.
What did the dumpster truck driver say to his vehicle when he saw a pile of earth? "Get a load of this!"