I got this joke while watching Scrubs
Turk: You are like School in July
JD: Why
Turk: No Class
A few Turks were discussing where to live
Turk 1: Shall we live in the coup?
Turk 2: err, dogan.
What did the cannibal eat for Thanksgiving? A Turk
You can take a Turk to Poland but you can't Polish a Kurd.
I was thinking about getting a blue fish from the middle east But I dont think they have turk-kois
What do you tell an Ottoman who's done a good job? 'Atta Turk.
What did the Turks say to Mustafa Kemal when he introduced democracy? Atta' Turk!
How does a Turk say Okay to a guy called Robert? 'Kebab'.