Turning 40
When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.
2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2.
So my Mom was turning 40...
..And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds.
Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220."