Twilight Jokes

I tried changing my password to "Twilight". It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"

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Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

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Twilight's like soccer Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

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Funny Twilight Jokes
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I don't know why women have a fascination with Twilight. The reason being, vampires and women are entirely different. One is a blood sucking monster that preys on the helpless and the other are vampires.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point.

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How to drown a blonde? "How to drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool"

\- Jacob Black (from twilight saga)

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What did twilight call it's boat? Rowboat Paddleson

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone? Doodoo doodoo

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The deleted scene in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 At the end of the movie there’s actually a β€œWhere Are They Now?” scene showing Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip and Princess Anne

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Why should you always carry TP to the twilight zone? π˜‹π˜°π˜°π˜‹π˜°π˜°π˜‹π˜°π˜°π˜‹π˜°π˜°π˜‹π˜°π˜°

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