It doesn't make any sense for ugly girls to play hard to get. You're already playing hard to want.
My wife was happy today I came home super drunk last night. She said that when she snuck in bed and was about to tell me off, I said "Go away I have a wife." I don't think she realises I only say that to the ugly girls.
They say ugly girls have great personalities... That's because ogres have layers
Man these face masks are nice. It’s like all the ugly girls already have a bag over their head.