It doesn't make any sense for ugly girls to play hard to get. You're already playing hard to want.
My wife was happy today I came home super drunk last night. She said that when she snuck in bed and was about to tell me off, I said "Go away I have a wife." I don't think she realises I only say that to the ugly girls.
Man these face masks are nice. It’s like all the ugly girls already have a bag over their head.