Hilarious Uplifting Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

If you watch 127 Hours backwards It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.

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My first time on an escalator... ...was quite uplifting, the second time though was a letdown

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/r/jokes, I have a belief that EVERYTHING bad or upsetting can be improved with humor. Do you have any chemotherapy jokes for me? I am a 15yo guy, she is a 17yo girl who has a nonsmokers lung cancer. Any positive or uplifting jokes will be appreciated.

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My first time using an elevator was a very uplifting experience. The second time I was let down.

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I just got hired at the helium factory I find the job uplifting.

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Why is working a suicide prevention hotline such an uplifting job? Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.

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My first time time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time it brought me down.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Pleasant and uplifting.

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What's the best job? Any job that involves operating a crane. It's seriously uplifting.

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The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting Then it brought me down

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My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time left me down

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I want to make a joke about erectile dysfunction But for some, it's not very uplifting.

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My new bank is very uplifting... I’m $1,000 in debt, but they said my balance is *outstanding*!

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My dad met a group of forklift operators today He said they were very uplifting

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The best thing about elevator jokes? They‘re really uplifting.

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Airplane Humor I'm reading a book about a man who stopped an airplane from crashing.

It's pretty uplifting.

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Say what you want about elevator music... At least it’s uplifting.

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The first time using an elevator is a pretty uplifting experience. The second time will let you down though.

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Why are fingerprints always so uplifting? They make people feel better.

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I went shopping today because I needed something uplifting. So I bought a bra.

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Last night I dreamt that I was in an elevator that was going super fast toward the sky. Yet, I wasn’t scared I found it very uplifting

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My first time on an elevator was quite uplifting... The second time was a let down.

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Whats strong, uplifting, and always gets a spot on the news a tornado

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My friend kept asking me if he could borrow an uplifting Pixar movie. In the end I just gave Up.

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