Be Careful Doing Drugs in Utah I recently moved to Utah from San Francisco, and wasn't paying attention once when I wanted to party. I got my LSD mixed up with LDS, and instead of taking a Trip, I ended up on a 2 year mission to Fiji.
Sister wife Sister wife means something totally different in Alabama than it does in Utah
In honor of the BYU/Utah game tomorrow
Why can't the University of Utah do the nativity scene?
Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virign.
There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"
What's the Penalty for Bigamy in Utah? Two mothers-in-law.
I'd give my right arm... to stay in a canyon in Utah for 127 hours
Fishing in Utah
A Catholic in Utah once told me, "If you ever go fishing with a Mormon, make sure you bring two."
"Why's that?" I asked.
"If you just bring one he will drink all your beer."
There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy.
Posted a BYU/Utah joke yesterday. Here's another
Did you hear about University of Utah's honor code?
Yes, your honor. No, your honor. Thank you, your honor.
A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball The police suspect foul play was afoot
What did the Asain gentleman say to the 7 ft Jazz player? Utah
It’s a common misconception that the Utah Jazz got their name from starting in New Orleans... When in actuality, they go their name because Brigham young and Joseph Smith met in the high school jazz band.
Utah liquor laws are BS! Never have I been to a place where it's acceptable to have more wives than drinks!
What did the greedy Jamaican from Utah say? More, mon.
If you need to find a beach in southern Utah, we’re your company! We are Southern Utah Plages, visit us at SUPBeaches.con
Three states celebrate Pioneer Day. Missouri celebrates because the Mormons left, Utah celebrates it because it's where the Mormons chose to live, and California celebrates it because the Mormons never made it there.
I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places
If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon
What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period? 'She's Mormonal'
Utah Geologic Survey was advertising landscape calendars for the upcoming holidays...
...and said, "Hurry before they run out!"
What, the national monuments or the calendars?
What's the best way to start a cheese shop in Utah? Get a good Provo loan.