Two sperm were swimming trying to find an egg.
The first sperm says, “why is this taking so long, are we almost in the uterus?”
The second sperm says “We still have a way to go, we are only half way down the esophagus!
My friend and I were talking on the phone the other day and she was complaining about her period
Her: MY UTERUS HURTS
Me: WTF Why?
Her: CAUSE OF MY PERIOD
Me: oh
Her: I WANT ICE CREAM
Me: so go get some
Her: I'M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO GET UP
Me: man, what a vicious cycle
The one place you can come outside but never go back in. Your Mom's uterus.
What do you get when you cross a uterus and a vacuum? A Woomba
We should rename a school "uterus" So this republican government will actually do something about the children dying inside them.
What's the first original content generator? A uterus.
How does a magician remove a uterus? With a misdirectomy.
I argued with my uterus today
Uterus: Give me a baby!
Me: Well you won't get one!
Uterus: Fine, period!
A man goes to the doctor and says my uterus hurts. Doc says you dont have a uterus. yes I do they swapped it for my kidney