me: Can I play some music?
**uber driver:** Yeah, sure.
**me *[pulling out my tuba]*:** Do u like veggie tales?
Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle.
TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might
Did you hear about the line of veggie burgers released by Greta Van Fleet? They are 100% plant-based.
Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet.
What do you call a coma ward? A veggie salad
What did the veggie burger say to the taco? Yo soy burger
What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers
What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded? He didn’t carrot all
What do vegetarians do when they are bored They "veggie" out
Muhammad Ali’s son was conceived over his parents splitting a veggie platter. His name was Brock Ali.
What's Thanos's Favorite Veggie? Sugar SNAP peas!!!!!!
What was the title of the book written by the lobotomist? Veggie tales
What do you call someone who only eats the purest of vegetables? A veggie aryan.
What do you call a pig with no legs in a veggie patch? A ham and salad roll
What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called?
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
A middleaged caucasian veggie farmer walks into a club.
"I hope you brought the beets, because I'm about to Turnip"
He says while 'raising the roof'