Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!
What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters
I bought my girlfriend a pink vibrator for valentines day. She told me as long as she has me she won't need it. I told her "actually that's what I'm here to talk about"
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat *me*!
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"
Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!
The longest relationship I’ve had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on.
The banana asked the vibrator...
The banana asked the Vibrator
"Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"
How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator
How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."
What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't
She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster.
Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator?
"No, how does it work?"
"Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."
A banana and a vibrator
were laying next to each other on a
counter, with the vibrator buzzing away. The banana turns to
the vibrator and says, “I dunno what you’re getting all worked
up about. She’s gonna eat me.”
"Enough with the boys, I need a real man..." ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator.
What's in common between the vibrator and soy They both try to substitute meat
How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator
What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for? She’s gunna eat me!”
Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
What do non-alcoholic beer and a vibrator without batteries have in common? They both fill you up, but lack the buzz
What did banana say to vibrator? "What you shaking about. It's me who gets eaten."
Did you know the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying... "If you build it, they will come."
So i read this story about a woman who got electrocuted when she dropped her vibrator in the bath It was a total buzzkill
How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery.
Several shoplifters detained today, including a woman who stole a vibrator Why do they do it - is it just for the buzz....
if the answer is serious, risky, and heroic. what is the question? what is the speed settings on the world's most powerful vibrator?
What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off.
Whats even better than a vibrator? Your granddad with Parkinsons.
Vibrator blondie She: honey, the vibrator does not work anymore! He: did you put in new batteries? She: yeah I did, but it just doesn't feel the same
What did the bannana say to the vibrator?
What u shaking for?
She is going to eat me