Vibrator Jokes

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!

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Funny Vibrator Jokes
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What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

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How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters

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I bought my girlfriend a pink vibrator for valentines day. She told me as long as she has me she won't need it. I told her "actually that's what I'm here to talk about"

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat *me*!

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"

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Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!

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The longest relationship I’ve had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on.

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The banana asked the vibrator... The banana asked the Vibrator
"Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"

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How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator

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How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."

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What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't

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She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster.

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Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator? "No, how does it work?"
"Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."

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A banana and a vibrator were laying next to each other on a
counter, with the vibrator buzzing away. The banana turns to
the vibrator and says, “I dunno what you’re getting all worked
up about. She’s gonna eat me.”

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"Enough with the boys, I need a real man..." ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator.

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What's in common between the vibrator and soy They both try to substitute meat

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How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator

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What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for? She’s gunna eat me!”

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Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

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Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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What do non-alcoholic beer and a vibrator without batteries have in common? They both fill you up, but lack the buzz

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What did banana say to vibrator? "What you shaking about. It's me who gets eaten."

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Did you know the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying... "If you build it, they will come."

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So i read this story about a woman who got electrocuted when she dropped her vibrator in the bath It was a total buzzkill

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How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery.

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Several shoplifters detained today, including a woman who stole a vibrator Why do they do it - is it just for the buzz....

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if the answer is serious, risky, and heroic. what is the question? what is the speed settings on the world's most powerful vibrator?

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What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off.

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Whats even better than a vibrator? Your granddad with Parkinsons.

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Vibrator blondie She: honey, the vibrator does not work anymore! He: did you put in new batteries? She: yeah I did, but it just doesn't feel the same

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What did the bannana say to the vibrator? What u shaking for?
She is going to eat me

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