During the Vietnam war, if you reported one communist...
You would win one thousand dollars.
If you reported 2 communists, you would win 2 thousands dollars.
If you reported 3 communists, you would go to jail because you knew too many communists.
How many Vietnam war vet does it take to change a lightbulb Oh, you don't know, you weren't there
why did so many black people die in the Vietnam war? every time the sergeant shouted GET DOWN! they all started dancing
If America had stayed out of the Vietnam war It would have been a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
My dad would be great on "Drunk History" Every night he drinks a bottle of Jim Beam and talks about the Vietnam War.
My essay about the Vietnam War went from an idea straight to a final version I dodged the draft
Yknow, sometimes I wonder why America decided to join the Vietnam war. Then again, what else were they gonna do with an entire generation called “the baby boomers”.
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
People sometime ask me what brought my family to Canada I tell them my dad was just stationed here during the Vietnam war
If Trump was a spy in the Vietnam War, what would his code name be? Agent Orange
I asked my grandfather if he knew how much the US spent on the Vietnam War. He told me all he knew was that it cost him an arm and a leg.
Why didn’t any Soul Train dancers survive the Vietnam War? Because when they yelled “Get Down!”, they started dancing.
Why did the baby boomer cross the road? To evade the Vietnam War Draft
In the Vietnam war, American soldiers would eat small amounts of C4 plastic to get high Does this explosive make you high? C4 yourself
Why did so many black people die in the Vietnam War? When the sergeant yelled "Get down!" they all got up and started dancing.
What were horses used for in the Vietnam War? They dropped neigh palm
I asked my friend if you are what you eat what vegetable would you wanna be? He said a vietnam war veteran.