Hilarious Visual Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.

I passed with flying colors.

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I hate when you open up to someone and they leave. I was explaining to my psychiatrist that I am having visual and auditory hallucinations, and then he just vanished.

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I had to present a speech about STDs today. Unfortunately, to get my point across I had to give everyone visual aids.

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I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic

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My doctor must be a very visual person, Whenever I have a cold he holds out my medication and says "vitamins, see".

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I really hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it right up to here with them...

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A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream Her friend tells her : "You have ice-cream on your cheek".
The blonde girl starts to rub her left cheek. "No the other way".
She puts a finger in her mouth and rubs. "Hij it gonhe ?"

(sorry, it's more a visual joke)

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Enough with the jokes that lack visual aid I've had it up to here with them

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I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection... Now it has visual aids.

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In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name? Pat MiGroin.

Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)

Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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So, waiting with my Wife in the Eye Doctor's exam room I spotted a cutaway eyeball ... It was a visual aid.

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Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.

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What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI

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My doctor told me I had an STD in my eye. I asked him what he meant exactly.

So, he gave me visual aids.

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What do you call a photographer who conducts seances? A visual medium.

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Did you know that you can tell if a snake is venomous or not based on visual clues? For instance, I now see myself dying after getting bit and the nearest hospital is 5 hours away

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