Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction
Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good.
Why are volcanoes so jolly? Whenever they hear a joke, they erupt with laughter
Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!
Active volcanoes would make good rappers... because they got mad flow.
My brother tried to argue that earthquakes are much worse than volcanoes because volcanoes are cool. I shook my head and told him his argument is on shaky ground.
In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our... ...active volcanoes.
My pseudonym when I would write a book about volcanoes? T.R. Ash
Why do the Greeks play classical music by volcanoes? because of all the Bach lava.