Volunteering Jokes

I love volunteering at the AIDS clinic. Everybody is so positive.

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I just started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery. It's a naan prophet organization.

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Funny Volunteering Jokes
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One of my favorite memories from high school was being an underclassmen and beating up seniors... I really miss those summers volunteering at the old folks home

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I was doing well before I started volunteering at the soup kitchen; now I'm doing good.

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We should be more thankful for anti-vaxxers. They’re volunteering their kids to help keep the population down!

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I like to spend my summers by volunteering to help blind children by the way verb, not adjective.

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I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

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When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, I’m the first to put my hand up.

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Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day... Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

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When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I’m the first to put my hand up.

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I've been volunteering a lot with the hearing impaired lately: I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute.

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Recently came across this, entirely possible it’s been on here before. There was a 5 year old girl crying by herself.

“Are you ok?” I asked her, “do you know where your mommy and daddy are?”

“No,” she responded.

I love volunteering for the orphanage.

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What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter? More-soup-y’all?

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Teachers from other countries make fun of the US education system Sure, we don’t teach evolution everywhere, but I don’t see your countries volunteering to demonstrate natural selection in schools across the country.

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My friend is an eager medical student. When it comes to volunteering on his gynaecology residency, He’s always the first to put his hand up.

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