Its so cold in Washington DC I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
What do you call a highly intelligent person in Washington DC who wants to help Donald Trump? A psychiatrist.
Officials have found a brain-eating Amoba in the water supply of Washington DC. Officials are worried After all, there's a good chance the Amobas will starve to death
Imagine Dragons is doing a concert in Washington DC
They start singing Believer... "First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head"
Donald Trump stands up and says, "Challenge accepted"
When you go to Washington DC, you can’t just see one monument You have to see the Mall.
300 women working in Washington DC were asked if, now that he's older, they would sleep with Bill Clinton now that he's older. 96% replied "Not again"
What’s the difference between Hollywood and Washington DC? Molesting kids in Washington doesn’t cost you your career.
"Mr President, we have an emergency situation, CNN is reporting a major snow storm for the Washington DC area!" "Stop that! This is just FLAKE NEWS" Trump replied.
Scientists have discovered a new species of invertebrate living in Washington DC.
It was already named, so all they had to do was write down *Republicanus paulryan*.
They then released it back to the rock it was found living under.
Have you heard about this guy in Washington DC Gyms hate his one trick to burn fat.