Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent.
What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
What do you call a lazy wasp? A Wannabee
Two bumblebees are flying along together
One of them sees the other, and notices that they’re wearing a yarmulke.
The bee asks, “Why are you wearing of of those?”
“This? I just don’t want anyone thinking I’m a wasp.”
My nieces asked me to kill a wasp for them... I told the that that's a feature of "Uncle Premium" and their attitudes only get them the basic subscription!
I found an LP of wasp noises. Played three tracks that sounded nothing like a wasp. Silly me. I was playing the bee side.
How do you prevent a wasp from using its stinger? Steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.
The Irish Border Was drawn up by a man who was being chased by a wasp.
I bought an LP of wasp noises. I bought an LP of wasp noises. When I played it the first track didn't sound like a wasp, nor did the second track. It was then I realised I was listening to the B side.
Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
I was working as groundskeeper on a golf course...
...when a lady came up to me and complained of getting stung by a wasp between the first and second holes.
I told her she needed to close her stance a bit.
A fella walks into a pet shop... A fella walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
How two bees say hi to each other? Wasp
I was playing golf with my girlfriend when she got stung by a wasp between the 1st and 2nd hole.
I told her that her stance was too wide.
(Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou)
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Just let it bee
Two bees are on their way to the synagogue, the one bee looks at the other and says "make sure you've got your yarmulke... ...we don't want them thinking you're a wasp!"
Went into the pet shop to buy a wasp,
The owner said they didn’t sell them.
I said “why have you got one in the window then?”
Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.
Man walks into a bakery
Says to the baker "I'd like to buy a wasp please."
The baker says "Sir, we don't sell wasps."
The man replies "Well there's one in your shop window!"
If the wasp hadn't of stung me I wouldn't have killed it. The lesson learned is that violence bee gets violence.
Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation.
I went to the pet shop this morning
I said 'can a buy a wasp please'
'We don't sell wasps' said the owner
I said 'well there's two in the window'
You catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch WASP'S with? Mayonnaise.
A man walks into a shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp".
The shopkeeper says, "We don't sell wasps".
To which the man replies,"Oh, you've got one in the window".
What do you call a wasp? A wanna-bee!
A man walks into a bakery
"I'd like a wasp, please."
"We don't sell wasps", answers the baker.
"Well, there's one in the window."
What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable? One's a British WASP and the other is a USB.