Weatherman Jokes

What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.

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Why did the weatherman take a leave of absence after breaking both arms and both legs? He would have trouble working with the four casts.

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Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman.

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Funny Weatherman Jokes
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My wife divorced me because I'm a weatherman. That wasn't what I predicted

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What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked:
'So Bobby, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?'

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The weatherman said that it could be dangerous being in the sun today I don’t know how he thinks I’m going to get there.

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What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-gänger

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I'm no weatherman But you can expect a few inches tonight

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How many pets does a weatherman have? Four Cats

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The local weatherman named the upcoming snowstorm after his oldest son Kevin. Because he didn't think it was going to amount to much either.

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Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5.

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They call me the Weatherman when I'm playing basketball Because I'm never accurate.

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I'm no weatherman, but I am Asian... So expect at least half an inch tonight

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What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"

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Why was the weatherman’s date disappointed? She was promised 10 inches but got only 2

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What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast? Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.

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Weatherman forecasted the worst storm in over a hundred years, but it didn't hit us. It was very anticlimatic

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A fat weatherman who enjoys watch collecting? I’d call him a meaty horologist

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Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.

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The weatherman is always telling me things like "it's 70 degrees out, but feels like 59." So I told my wife, "oh honey I swear it's 8 inches, but it just feels like 4."

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Just heard the TV weatherman say, “high in the thirties”. Now I know the title to one of the chapters of my autobiography.

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What do you call a weatherman who really likes steak? A meateaterologist.

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What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!

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What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right.

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Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman.

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You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale

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What do you call a fat weatherman A MEATY-orologist.

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A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Which is why I left my job as the UK weatherman.

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Wanna know why they call me "The Weatherman"? Cause you can expect a few extra inches tonight!

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What do you call an Eastern European weatherman? A RainCzech

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