What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.
Why did the weatherman take a leave of absence after breaking both arms and both legs? He would have trouble working with the four casts.
Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman.
My wife divorced me because I'm a weatherman. That wasn't what I predicted
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked:
'So Bobby, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?'
The weatherman said that it could be dangerous being in the sun today I don’t know how he thinks I’m going to get there.
What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-gänger
I'm no weatherman But you can expect a few inches tonight
How many pets does a weatherman have? Four Cats
The local weatherman named the upcoming snowstorm after his oldest son Kevin. Because he didn't think it was going to amount to much either.
Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5.
They call me the Weatherman when I'm playing basketball Because I'm never accurate.
I'm no weatherman, but I am Asian... So expect at least half an inch tonight
What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"
Why was the weatherman’s date disappointed? She was promised 10 inches but got only 2
What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast? Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.
Weatherman forecasted the worst storm in over a hundred years, but it didn't hit us. It was very anticlimatic
A fat weatherman who enjoys watch collecting? I’d call him a meaty horologist
Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.
The weatherman is always telling me things like "it's 70 degrees out, but feels like 59." So I told my wife, "oh honey I swear it's 8 inches, but it just feels like 4."
Just heard the TV weatherman say, “high in the thirties”. Now I know the title to one of the chapters of my autobiography.
What do you call a weatherman who really likes steak? A meateaterologist.
What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!
What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right.
Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman.
You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale
What do you call a fat weatherman A MEATY-orologist.
A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Which is why I left my job as the UK weatherman.
Wanna know why they call me "The Weatherman"? Cause you can expect a few extra inches tonight!
What do you call an Eastern European weatherman? A RainCzech