Wedding Anniversary Jokes

Funny Wedding Anniversary Jokes
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My buddy said, "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend, so I thought we could go somewhere really nice together." I replied, "Sounds good to me! What're you going to tell your wife though!?"

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My co-worker is getting married today, 2/29/2016. He figured this way he would only have to celebrate his wedding anniversary once every four years.

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A man was asked for his secret to a long lasting marriage... **"Well, i took my wife to Italy on our honeymoon."** *"so what are you guys doing for your 20th wedding anniversary?"*
**"Im going back to get her."**

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Reason for longevity - Ma and Pa are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary....... they are sitting on a bench side by side and Ma says: "I'm getting tired, are you?" And Pa replies: "That's okay, honey, I'm getting tired of you too."

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I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her.

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Save money instantly by turning your sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wedding anniversary.

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It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"... I said "Its a scarf"...

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This is my 27th wedding anniversary, does anyone know the gift for that year? Is it concrete or lead?

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A woman turns to her husband A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’

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Trump (thanks for sorting by new) It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days - in a rare tender moment he described the first time he laid eyes on Melania, and clicked 'add to cart'

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An old friend recently had his 62nd wedding anniversary... He told me it didn't last long enough. "Only 60 seconds", he said.

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last weekend was my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary So we threw them a golden shower.

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I set my alarm clock password to me and my wife's wedding anniversary Needless to say, I haven't slept in weeks.

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I just found out that the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is crystal. My wife going to be so surprised to have a threesome with my mistress!

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For our 35th wedding anniversary, my wife hinted that something in Jade or Coral would be lovely. Admittedly, they were expensive hookers, but after 35 years of marriage, I thought we deserved it.

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Marriage jokes A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’

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I made my wife's dreams come true and celebrated our wedding anniversary in a castle. You wouldn’t have thought it though from the miserable look on her face...
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As we were bouncing around!

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Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now.

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I just celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary today... Does this mean I'm eligible for parole now??

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Ronald's wife wets the bed every day since their first wedding anniversary. This information has been leaked.

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Wedding anniversary last night... ...so thought Chinese and bottle of wine - pretty standard. Got to the chinese to pick up my order and they poured it into a bag .. apparently Chinese don't come in containers anymore

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Wedding anniversary gifts can be pricey: 5 year celebration gift is Silverware, 15 years are Rubies and Pearls are 30. Now, at 31 years there is finally one I can get behind, we're going to Baskin-Robbins.

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My wife and I just celebrated our 30th Wedding Anniversary My wife says it's the best 10 years of her life...

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Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.

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For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her. But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.

There really is no pleasing some people.

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A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’

Her husband replies, ‘Why not?

I stuck with you through the other six shades.’

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30th Wedding Anniversary On her 30th wedding anniversary a woman is asked what advice she would have for new brides.....

The woman's response: If you poison him now you will be out on parole within 30 years.

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