My buddy said, "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend, so I thought we could go somewhere really nice together." I replied, "Sounds good to me! What're you going to tell your wife though!?"
My co-worker is getting married today, 2/29/2016. He figured this way he would only have to celebrate his wedding anniversary once every four years.
A man was asked for his secret to a long lasting marriage...
**"Well, i took my wife to Italy on our honeymoon."** *"so what are you guys doing for your 20th wedding anniversary?"*
**"Im going back to get her."**
Reason for longevity - Ma and Pa are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary....... they are sitting on a bench side by side and Ma says: "I'm getting tired, are you?" And Pa replies: "That's okay, honey, I'm getting tired of you too."
I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her.
Save money instantly by turning your sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wedding anniversary.
It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"... I said "Its a scarf"...
This is my 27th wedding anniversary, does anyone know the gift for that year? Is it concrete or lead?
A woman turns to her husband A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
Trump (thanks for sorting by new) It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days - in a rare tender moment he described the first time he laid eyes on Melania, and clicked 'add to cart'
An old friend recently had his 62nd wedding anniversary... He told me it didn't last long enough. "Only 60 seconds", he said.
last weekend was my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary So we threw them a golden shower.
I set my alarm clock password to me and my wife's wedding anniversary Needless to say, I haven't slept in weeks.
I just found out that the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is crystal. My wife going to be so surprised to have a threesome with my mistress!
For our 35th wedding anniversary, my wife hinted that something in Jade or Coral would be lovely. Admittedly, they were expensive hookers, but after 35 years of marriage, I thought we deserved it.
Marriage jokes A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
I made my wife's dreams come true and celebrated our wedding anniversary in a castle.
You wouldn’t have thought it though from the miserable look on her face...
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As we were bouncing around!
Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now.
I just celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary today... Does this mean I'm eligible for parole now??
Ronald's wife wets the bed every day since their first wedding anniversary. This information has been leaked.
Wedding anniversary last night... ...so thought Chinese and bottle of wine - pretty standard. Got to the chinese to pick up my order and they poured it into a bag .. apparently Chinese don't come in containers anymore
Wedding anniversary gifts can be pricey: 5 year celebration gift is Silverware, 15 years are Rubies and Pearls are 30. Now, at 31 years there is finally one I can get behind, we're going to Baskin-Robbins.
My wife and I just celebrated our 30th Wedding Anniversary My wife says it's the best 10 years of her life...
Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.
For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wife wanted me to surprise her.
But when i introduced her to my mistress, she got very angry.
There really is no pleasing some people.
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says,
‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
30th Wedding Anniversary
On her 30th wedding anniversary a woman is asked what advice she would have for new brides.....
The woman's response: If you poison him now you will be out on parole within 30 years.