The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are.
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug? How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months.
My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp.... I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp
A man invested in a weight loss diet from Britain He lost 10,000 pounds! But it didn't work
My wife and I started dieting together and we have a combined weight loss of 60 Lbs! My wife is down 80 Lbs.
Jared Fogel's weight loss secret finally revealed! He's been eating the kids meal all this time
My parents congratulated me on my 215lb weight loss... I don't think they liked my ex-boyfriend.
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
Easy weight loss technique:
Step 1: Initiate Brexit.
Step 2: Lose 440 million pounds a week.
My weight loss secret? I stopped drinking. Butter.
When you spend 3 hours in line at Jenny Craig to see a weight loss consultant . . . You over wait.
Socialism is good for only one thing. Weight loss.
Japan worked well for my weight loss. Can't even pick up my food.
My sister finished her rigorous weight loss plan and lost an incredible 10lbs in one day! She had a baby
QUICK WEIGHT LOSS I've got a wedding I've got to go to next week, and I was trying to lose six pounds by the weekend. I don't think I'm going to do it, so I'm going to get my back waxed, and then, I'll only have to lose two.
Smoking promotes weight loss ..eventually
Joaquin Phoenix won an award for weight loss transformation into Arthur Fleck in "Joker". Atrophy.
Hear about the coma induced weight loss program prescribed by doctors? They call it a *die*t.
DJ Khaled invented a weight loss app
Everytime you lose a pound, his voice comes on and says "Another one".
Edit: credit goes to guy I heard on the radio say it.
I recently met an old friend. He noticed my tan and and weight loss and asked: "where and how did you loose all that extra pounds?" I ran.
Weight loss My skinny friend keeps trying to lose weight. I keep telling him he's making progress, you can barely see his love ribs anymore.
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you? You'll lost 30£ for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
"With our special weight loss supplements and a healthy diet, you can lose over 30 pounds a month!" Fat chance...
What slogan do both a brothel and a weight loss clinic have in common? Come drop your load.
LPT: when a fat friend asks for weight loss advice, tell the truth no matter how hard it might seem. Don’t sugarcoat your words. They will just eat it if you do.
It’s a really good idea to set weight loss goals. I’m hoping to lose 220 pounds of ugly orange fat by November of 2020.
I tried to set up a weight loss group... ...but apparently calling it “The Fat Losers Club” isn’t acceptable.