Welfare Jokes

How do you starve a BLM member? Hide their welfare check under a job application.

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I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish. I'm a flanthropist.

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We should give everyone welfare. Then no one has to work.

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A Banker, a Fox News fan and a welfare recipient are at a table sharing 12 cookies... The banker takes 11 cookies and says to the Fox News fan: "Watch out for the welfare guy, he wants your cookie!".

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What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you

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Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are. So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?

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Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump.

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What's long and black? The welfare office line.

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If you're on Wall-street, where is your nearest welfare office located? Inside of the U.S. tax code.

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I was reading about these Hasidic folks from Lakewood, NJ getting arrested for welfare fraud and I thought to myself, "They really give Jews bad names" I mean, really. Zalmen? Shimy? Yocheved?

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People don't like the idea of me being given money even though I'm unemployed. I think it's welfare.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people.

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Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too

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What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog? Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

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What do you call it when a global pandemic forces governments to give away welfare checks and stimuli packages worth billions? Socialism with Chinese characteristics.

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