How do you starve a BLM member? Hide their welfare check under a job application.
I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish. I'm a flanthropist.
We should give everyone welfare. Then no one has to work.
A Banker, a Fox News fan and a welfare recipient are at a table sharing 12 cookies... The banker takes 11 cookies and says to the Fox News fan: "Watch out for the welfare guy, he wants your cookie!".
What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you
Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are. So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?
Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump.
What's long and black? The welfare office line.
If you're on Wall-street, where is your nearest welfare office located? Inside of the U.S. tax code.
I was reading about these Hasidic folks from Lakewood, NJ getting arrested for welfare fraud and I thought to myself, "They really give Jews bad names" I mean, really. Zalmen? Shimy? Yocheved?
People don't like the idea of me being given money even though I'm unemployed. I think it's welfare.
What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive.
Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people.
Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too
What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog? Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.
What do you call it when a global pandemic forces governments to give away welfare checks and stimuli packages worth billions? Socialism with Chinese characteristics.