Hilarious Whole Foods Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Made this joke up while working at Whole Foods a couple years back... **What do you call a Whole Foods employee that shops at another grocery store?**

>!A "Traitor" Joe !<

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If I had a dollar for every year since the beginning of time... I could buy Whole Foods

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How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news? I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.

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If Whole Foods sells sliced apples, Is it false advertising?

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What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off.

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I only eat Whole Foods. Whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole family meals.

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Healthy German What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?

Gluten Morgen

PS: First time posting an original.

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What's the best pickup line at Whole Foods? "I like a lady in the streets, and a freak in the organic, hemp-infused sheets."

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Text from Amazon Going to buy Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?

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Jeff Bezos: Alexa, buy olive Aldo shoes. Alexa: Your purchase of, all of Whole Foods, is complete.

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Overheard at a Whole Foods Billing counter "Now I'm going to read the numbers in the barcode and you type them in your register...I don't want those carcinogenic lasers touch my food"

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Amazon supposedly paid 30% over the market value for Whole Foods. It was so unexpected of Whole Foods to offer them a discount.

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I'm eating mostly whole foods lately Whole pizzas, whole cheeseburgers, whole tubs of ice cream...

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Whole Foods, in wake of the Coronavirus Pandemic is preparing to change their logo *Not a* Whole *Lotta* Foods

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