Willie Nelson Jokes

Funny Willie Nelson Jokes
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What's the worst thing you can hear while sucking off Willie Nelson? *"I'm not Willie Nelson".*

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What’s the worst thing a woman can hear after blowing Willie Nelson? I’m not Willie Nelson.

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What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."
— David Sadaris

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What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson.

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I guess Willie Nelson died He was hit by a truck. He was playing on the road again.

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What is the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? What is the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Did you hear beloved singer songwriter Willie Nelson died today? He was playing on the road again.

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Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again.

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The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's the worst thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Willie Nelson was just killed in a hit and run. He was playing On the Road again.

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What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can tell you while giving you a handjob? I'm not Willie Nelson

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again..

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What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

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The worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson I'm not Willie Nelson

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What’s the worst thing you can hear when you’re going down on Willie Nelson? “I’m not Willie Nelson.”

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Willie Nelson is doing a concert for Beto O'Rourke Some fans are burning their marijuana in protest.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson'

Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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Did you hear that Willie Nelson died? He got hit by a car.


He was playing On The Road Again.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? "So...I'm not actually Willie Nelson."

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How is Willie Nelson like Spider-Man? They both love Mary Jane

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I heard Willie Nelson died today They said he was playing on the road again

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What is the worst thing for a girl to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Willie Nelson died today, hit by his tour bus... He was playing "on the road again"

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