What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? They have the same middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name.
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names.
Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered
What do Winnie the Pooh,Sonic the Hedgehog and Alexander the Great have in common?
The same middle name.
Sorry for the bad joke.
What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name
When Winnie the Pooh eats honey straight from the jar with his paw, it's cute... But when I hang around a donkey wearing nothing but a red t-shirt, someone calls the cops.
What do Winnie the Pooh John the Baptist have in common? The same middle name
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny
I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh. Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the great have in common? Same middle name!
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have a common? The same middle name
I didn't realise that Winnie the Pooh had a happy ending. Until Christopher Robin got arrested.
Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China
What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
The same middle name.
(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name
Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police? Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.
What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey!
I'm about to verbally DESTROY your favorite Winnie the Pooh character!! *Tigger warning*
What does Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both will do anything for ~~m~~honey.
Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants? So he can pooh bear.
How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?
With his bear hands.
Thank the Chive for that one.
Have you ever noticed that all the characters in Winnie the Pooh have names that reflect what they are?
Piglet is a little 🐖
Tigger is a 🐅
Rabbit is a 🐰
Owl is an 🦉
And "Eeyore" is the sound people make when they're clinically depressed.
I tried uploading a photo of a guy in Winnie the Pooh costume several times. Can you check if it is here? \[deleted\]
2 spanish men were having a conversation in China.
First guy : "¿Te gusta Winnie the pooh?"
Second guy: "Sí."
They were never seen since.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother? Pooh Nanny