Winnie The Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names.

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Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered

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What do Winnie the Pooh,Sonic the Hedgehog and Alexander the Great have in common? The same middle name.


Sorry for the bad joke.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name

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When Winnie the Pooh eats honey straight from the jar with his paw, it's cute... But when I hang around a donkey wearing nothing but a red t-shirt, someone calls the cops.

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What do Winnie the Pooh John the Baptist have in common? The same middle name

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.

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What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny

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I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh. Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the great have in common? Same middle name!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have a common? The same middle name

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I didn't realise that Winnie the Pooh had a happy ending. Until Christopher Robin got arrested.

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Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name

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Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police? Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.

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What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey!

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I'm about to verbally DESTROY your favorite Winnie the Pooh character!! *Tigger warning*

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What does Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both will do anything for ~~m~~honey.

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Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants? So he can pooh bear.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands.




Thank the Chive for that one.

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Have you ever noticed that all the characters in Winnie the Pooh have names that reflect what they are? Piglet is a little 🐖

Tigger is a 🐅

Rabbit is a 🐰

Owl is an 🦉

And "Eeyore" is the sound people make when they're clinically depressed.

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I tried uploading a photo of a guy in Winnie the Pooh costume several times. Can you check if it is here? \[deleted\]

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2 spanish men were having a conversation in China. First guy : "¿Te gusta Winnie the pooh?"
Second guy: "Sí."

They were never seen since.

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What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother? Pooh Nanny

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