Wisdom Teeth Jokes

If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug.

*disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected.

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Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth? It’s called “An Inconvenient Tooth”.

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My Girlfriend Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Out She was telling me that her face was sore, so I told her she was a *"sore-bae*, get it? Sorbet?". And then she turned around in bed and wouldn't talk to me.

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My Wisdom Teeth \[removed\]

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Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys The percs of dental surgery

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I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out I’m going to fail so many perception checks without them :(

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A cheapskate goes to have his wisdom teeth removed. The dentist said the procedure would cost $100. The cheapskate replies, "I'll give you $50 and just loosen it."

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Today is coming out day... ...so i got my wisdom teeth removed

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Which teeth are the brightest? The wisdom teeth

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The doctor says she has to pull out all of my wisdom teeth They are NOT working

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