What do you have when you have 16 copies of the Wizard of Oz? The Wizard of Lb.
Policeman: What's your name?
Man: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: What is your FULL name?
Man: (mumbled) The Wizard of Ounces...
The Wizard of Oz was imperial. Bit the Wizard of CC was metric.
Wizard of Oz joke
Police man: what is your name?
Man: the Wizard of Oz
Policeman: your FULL name
Man: (quietly) The Wizard of Ounces
The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm.
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes.
The Wizard of Oz returned home unexpectedly early one afternoon.
WIZARD: Honey, I'm home.
WIFE: Oh…you're back so soon.
WIZARD: Is somebody here?
WIFE: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right? Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
Where is the easiest place to see a two toed dog? The Wizard of Oz.