What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
I hate when my daughter tells that she feels embarassed when I show up in her workplace and check on her But this is the only strip club in the town ..
Did you hear about the guy who’s surrounded by positive people at his workplace? Yeah, he really hates his work at the HIV clinic.
Why did Medusa have to take harassment in the workplace training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people.
What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace? R2MeToo
I am not a sexist but... female mosquitos don't belong in a workplace. They the suck the life right out of you.
My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit.
My boss is refusing to let my string quartet play for a coworker's birthday party next week. He says he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to workplace violins.
My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed
What do you call a workplace accident at the North Pole? Shelf on the elf.
My father who worked as a road worker got fired for stealing from his workplace I couldn't believe it when I first heard it, but when I came home all the signs were there.
I hate being the only 3D modelling guy at my workplace Every day my coworkers will ask if I can do them a solid
The bathroom door at my workplace has a sign that reads "Please use toilet brush after using the toilet." Will it be okay to ask my employer to provide a softer brush so it hurts less?
Interviewer: What are your thoughts about nepotism in a workplace environment? Candidate: Well, that’s a really good question, Dad.
A mime got fired. He got caught thinking outside the box at his workplace.
My workplace is like an episode of Gilmore Girls Fast paced and full of unlikeable characters.
Why did the 2-Horned Unicorn keep getting sent home from work? Excessive Horniness is inappropriate in the workplace
A couple of brave ladies are taking the first all female space walk this week It's a major stride forward in terms of gender equality in the workplace and it also gives them an opportunity to show that women can do some heavy lifting.
I’m the life and soul of my workplace I work in a morgue
I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs
General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have penises drawn on them.
My workplace has "Jamaican Hair Day" next week... ...I'm already dreading it.
Did you hear about the guy who is surrounded by positive people at his workplace? Yeah. He really hates his job at the HIV clinic. He is such a negative moron.
My workplace was shutdown this morning because someone was threatening suicide Apparently it was fake noose
Employee calls his boss.
Employee : I've lost a thing in my workplace.
Boss : What's that thing?
Employee : interest
*Joke is based in my real life*
It's warm here, but every workplace window is bolted shut I'll never work again as a submarine captain!
Alot of airport workers treat workplace sanitation very seriously. Otherwise people could catch terminal illnesses.
I heard you have to make a payment when you enter a Microsoft workplace They are called bill gates
This bloke just came in my workplace shouting "vodka, tequila, sambuca!" I said "Oi! I call the shots round here!"
What do you call a zombie outbreak in the middle of the workplace? Staff Infection!