My grandfather killed 30 german planes during World War 2 He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My Grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas during world war 2 He’s a seasoned veteran.
Two friends are having a conversation about World War 2
The holocaust wasn't that bad.
Of course it was!
I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown.
Why the clown?
See, no one cares about the Jews.
British ship
So a British boat is sunk by a U-boat during world war 2
the British in distress send out the message- Help! Help! we are sinking!
the German U-boat picks up the message and says- What are you sinking about?
What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash
My grandfather was a World War 2 Vet
In a single day during the Battle of Britain he was responsible for the destruction of 8 German aircraft killing 32 German airmen.
Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had ever had.
After World War 2, France seriously considered changing its name. Unfortunately Iran was already taken.
World War 2 fans have their own set of complaints.... "I can't believe Hitler blew an 11 country lead!"
"Where can I rent a scientist?" Post-World War 2 Germany.
Polio is a lot like how Japan was in World War 2. Two drops and you'll be able to get rid of it.
What did Hitler name the Gas planet he discovered during World War 2. Jewpiter
My grandfather killed 43 German pilots during World War 2. Honestly though it’s on them for making an alcoholic a Luftwaffe mechanic
Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways.
Did you know that there were only 25 letters in the alphabet during World War 2? There were not Z's.
Why were the Germans called Jerrys? Because World War 2 was a big game of cat and mouse
After World War 2, birth rates and the libido among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why? They lost their tojo.
How did Germany take over Poland so quick in World War 2? The Germans marched in backwards, so the Polish thought they were leaving
I am thinking of opening a world war 2 themed amusement park I just think that the holocauster will be a huge hit
How do you say "whoops" in German? World War 2
What was the most popular German coffee product during World War 2? Cream Mate
My Papa was a World War 2 Navy veteran and he use to boast about how he saved 300+ sailors from dying from an excruciating death He shot the cook
The final fantasy series of games are to Japan as Call of Duty is to America. It’s how the younger generation remembers world war 2.
Where was the highest concentration of Jews after world war 2? The atmosphere
What do you and World War 2 have in common? Both end in .45