Wrestling Jokes

Funny Wrestling Jokes
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Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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I just made my new wrestling name. My name is Off In Church... Because no one beats off in church

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Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.

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Wrestling is stupid Men without pants fighting over a belt.

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Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt

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I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today... ...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all.

It's about time he was told he's adopted.

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My friend used to be addicted to mud wrestling... He's 6 months clean now.

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Wrestling is stupid. Men without pants fight for a belt.

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My son walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" on the bed. We call it "wrestling" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu.

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I just watched an entire, three day long, arm wrestling match by accident. Turned out to be more gripping than I expected.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief


the other is pro wrestling.

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Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Career" instead of... Classic Rock?

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Wrestling... A sport where people without pants fight for a belt.

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I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case... The Rock is my opponent.

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A new subreddit for people who are only slightly into wrestling mildyintowrestling

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I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission.

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Have you ever seen a wrestling match? Of course you haven't, matches can't wrestle if they come in boxes

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My Girlfriend was really athletic After all she was on the jv wrestling team, on the football team, and hockey goalie.

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Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career.

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Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a "Clean and Jerk"... in every other case, it's the other way round.

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Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?

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Went to WW3 with the squad And we got shot. I thought this was supposed to be a fake Wrestling competition.

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Why didn't the idea of professional gansta wrestling take off? People quickly found out that it was all fo sho!

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No wrestling event is ever sold out they always have a couple extra seats under the ring

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My wife tried to get smart with me one day.. As I got ready for my wrestling match she asked " why do you wear a cup when you have nothing to put into it?"

So I felt the need to respond "You wear a bra don't you??"

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I'm not saying that I am unfit... But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won.

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How can you tell that Wrestling is tougher than Rodeo? When you win at Rodeo you get a buckle but win Wrestling and they give you the whole belt!

( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family.

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Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic.

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My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.

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What’s a chef’s favourite wrestling move? The artichoke

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What's a Jehovah's witness favorite wrestling show? JWWE

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What's Big, Yellow and full of testosterone? The boy's wrestling bus

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Whats the difference between politicans and pro wrestling? Nothing.

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