Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
I just made my new wrestling name. My name is Off In Church... Because no one beats off in church
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
Wrestling is stupid Men without pants fighting over a belt.
Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt
I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today...
...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all.
It's about time he was told he's adopted.
My friend used to be addicted to mud wrestling... He's 6 months clean now.
Wrestling is stupid. Men without pants fight for a belt.
My son walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" on the bed. We call it "wrestling" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu.
I just watched an entire, three day long, arm wrestling match by accident. Turned out to be more gripping than I expected.
What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?
one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief
the other is pro wrestling.
Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's Wrestling Career" instead of... Classic Rock?
Wrestling... A sport where people without pants fight for a belt.
I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case... The Rock is my opponent.
A new subreddit for people who are only slightly into wrestling mildyintowrestling
I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission.
Have you ever seen a wrestling match? Of course you haven't, matches can't wrestle if they come in boxes
My Girlfriend was really athletic After all she was on the jv wrestling team, on the football team, and hockey goalie.
Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career.
Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a "Clean and Jerk"... in every other case, it's the other way round.
Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?
Went to WW3 with the squad And we got shot. I thought this was supposed to be a fake Wrestling competition.
Why didn't the idea of professional gansta wrestling take off? People quickly found out that it was all fo sho!
No wrestling event is ever sold out they always have a couple extra seats under the ring
My wife tried to get smart with me one day..
As I got ready for my wrestling match she asked " why do you wear a cup when you have nothing to put into it?"
So I felt the need to respond "You wear a bra don't you??"
I'm not saying that I am unfit... But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won.
How can you tell that Wrestling is tougher than Rodeo?
When you win at Rodeo you get a buckle but win Wrestling and they give you the whole belt!
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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family.
Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic.
My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
What’s a chef’s favourite wrestling move? The artichoke
What's a Jehovah's witness favorite wrestling show? JWWE
What's Big, Yellow and full of testosterone? The boy's wrestling bus
Whats the difference between politicans and pro wrestling? Nothing.