What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?
one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief
the other is pro wrestling.
Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW
What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
Heard this one from WWE.
Were you born on the highway?
No, why?
Because that's where most accidents happen!
How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs? Raw
What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H
What does the observable universe and WWE have in common? No edge
When I was a kid my dad used to spank me with his belt.. What made it worse is that he was the reigning WWE Champion
So you don't know the nicknames of WWE Superstars? What, are you living under a Dwayne Johnson?
Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE? Because part of it is RAW
What do the WWE and NBA have in common? The fans think it’s real
The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?" Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."
Why did Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quit wwe for hollywood? Because at wwe, he was hitting Rock Bottom.
What’s the difference between a bank and a WWE wrestler? You don’t hold down a bank.