Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...
Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself.
What's a Yankee? The same as a quickie, only you do it yourself.
What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.
What's the difference between a Yankee stadium hotdog and a Fenway park hotdog? You can buy a Yankee stadium hotdog in October
What is a Yankee? Same as a quickie but you can do it yourself.
What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle.
what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.
Whats the difference between a Yankee and Native American? If you stick a feather in a Yankee's hat, you have to call it macaroni.
What’s the definition of a yankee? Same as a quickie... but you do it yourself!
What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
What does a patriotic chicken say?
Yankee doodle doo!
I'll see myself out
What is the definition of a Yankee? A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Who holds the record for most saves at Yankee Stadium? Billy Graham
What is a Yankee? It is the same as a Quicky but your alone.
The Babe Ruth statue at Yankee Stadium cost around $120,000 to make. That’s just a ballpark figure
Which New York Yankee had the most migraines ever? Headachey Matsui!
Yankee Doodle: *sticks feather in cap* This is called macaroni Yankee Doodle's friend: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about you.