Hilarious Yeti Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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What do you call a yeti with a sixpack? The abdominable snowman

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I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does

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What do you call a ripped yeti? The abdominal snow man.

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What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave? Not Yeti.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti.

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I went out on a date with Bigfoot thinking he would be a nice guy. Yeti stood me up

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Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti

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What do you call a Yeti Gardener? A hairy Potter.

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Is Bigfoot here yet? Not Yeti...

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Did they ever find the Sasquatch? Not Yeti.

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They say Norio Suzuki died in an avalanche while searching for the yeti. But think about it for even a little bit, you'll realize this so-called avalanche is really just a massive cover-up.

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Have cryptozoologists ever proven the existence of a mythical creature? Not yeti.

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What do you call a tardy snowman? Not yeti

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Has the abominable snow man called? Not yeti.

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What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman

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Has the harsh winter turned you into a snow beast? Not Yeti.

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Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot? The spag-yeti

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Scientists were asked if they had definitive proof of the "abominable Snowman" They replied, "Not Yeti"

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I once saw a black female yeti It was a Sassquatch

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What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!

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What do you call a Yeti that enjoys crunchs? The Abdominal Snowman

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What do you call a cursing Russian yeti? A Blyati

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