Whats the difference between a chihuahua and a Jewish kid playing Hopscotch? One is yippy and skiddish, the other is skippy and Yiddish!
Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists
What does a Jewish person say to their kids after dinner? "Clean up Yiddish!"
What do you call a Jewish organization based in Vancouver? Yiddish Columbia
I recently found out that "shlong" was Yiddish. It made me wonder what other Kosher things my dad gave me as a child.