What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red? Half a zebra
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside,
one asks the other: Shall we cross?
His friend replies: No way, look what happened to that zebra.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.
What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
What has 3 words, 8 letters, is easy to say, and hard to prove? I'm a zebra.
What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot
I finally got around to reading the dictionary...
turns out the zebra did it
- Steven Wright
What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit.
This mnemonic joke helps you remember the alphabet...
Acronym
Based
Comedy
Doesn't
Ever
Feel
Good
Honestly,
I
Just
Keep
Lamenting
My
Negative
Opinion,
Perhaps
Questioning
Reality
Serves
The
Universe
Very
Well
...
Xylophone, yak, zebra.
What do you call a Zebra who joined a fraternity? A Zebro
The Chicken is offended that even after all the jokes the crossing on the road is still named after a Zebra.
Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.
The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting.
Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?
What do you put on zeboobs? Zebra
What do you call a striped bra? A zebra.
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside.
One asks the other: "Should we cross?"
The other shakes his head, looking at the crosswalk: "No way, look at what happened to that zebra."
What is black, white & eats like a horse? A Zebra :)
Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing
Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
What did the blond name her zebra? Spot.
What do you call a male zebra? A zebro
When is the best time to eat a zebra? When it's stripened.
Why has there been a spike in the zebra population? They’re black and white so nobody knows if they should shoot.
Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra.
I finished reading The Dictionary the other day... Spoiler alert, the zebra did it
Okapis are the laziest animals... Their zebra costumes are always half-assed
Two donkeys are standing near a street light and deciding whether to cross the zebra crossing or not
Donkey-1:Yo! What are you waiting for?Lets cross the road!
Donkey-2:No Way! Did you see what happened to the zebra?
What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra
A conversation between 2 zebras
"Should we cross the road"
The second zebra, "No look what happened to the previous zebra
What animal is black, white and pink? An embarrassed zebra.
What do a Zebra and a Panda have in common? It's pretty black and white
Whats black, white and red all over? A dead zebra
Today I saw a car stop at a zebra crossing in India to let one person cross... but then I realised it had just run out of fuel.
What do you call a zebra in the ocean ? A Seabra .