My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.
What is your zodiac sign?
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence...
My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died... She got squashed by a giant crab.
The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.
Doctor and Patient
Doctor: What's your Zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: Oh what a coincidence
The real Zodiac Killer is... Cancer.
I hope all girls have cancer As their zodiac sign because they’d be a perfect match for me.
A kid goes to a doctor.
The doctor asks:
"So what's your zodiac sign?"
The kid responds:
"Cancer."
The doctor:
"Oh,what a coincidence!"
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died. She got eaten by a giant crab.
Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!
What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz.
So a lady was waiting at the doctor's... The doctor is obsessed with the stars, and is a junior astrologist, so, naturally, he asks the woman what her Zodiac symbol is. She responds; "Cancer, why?". "What a coincidence..." Said the Doctor.
Patient: What's the diagnosis, doctor?
Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence!
My Zodiac star sign I went to the doctors office the other day, he said “Pick a star sign, any star sign.” I said “Pisces.” He said “Nah you got Cancer.”
We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize.
My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab
My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab
I was born in june. Even the zodiac knows I'm cancerous.
I just wanted to use the last 1% of my battery to tell you The Zodiac Killer is Te
Every zodiac sign has a good hairstyle Except for cancer
Every zodiac sign has its own special hairstyle Except for cancer
A man went to a doctor for his biopsy report
Doctor:Pick a zodiac star sign.
Man: aries
Doctor: wrong, it's cancer.
Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz.
-What's your zodiac sign?
-Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.
I don't believe in zodiac signs... But that's only because I am a Taurus.
The only two things that Zodiac signs get right:
1.Some people are twins
2.Some people are cancer
Mission Report: Medical Joke #1
Doctor: "What's your zodiac?"
Patient: "Cancer"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)
I figured out the zodiac killer case It was cancer.
What is an unborn baby’s zodiac sign A utauras
doctor: your test results have come
patient: what does it say?
doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign?
patient: cancer, but why ?
doctor : what a coincidence !
What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee? Starbucks
When Ted Cruz rises from the grave during a zombie apocalypse... It'll be the Zodiac Thriller.
So my doctor asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I told him "Cancer" He replied with, "Oh! What a coincidence!"