What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.....
You can thank my joke book for 1st graders for that one.
In 1st grade music, a student told me a joke he just thought up: What kind of sandwich is made out of a leg? A below-knee sandwich
Hot teachers
Me: Man, I had some hot teachers growing up.
My friend: Ya, me too!
Me: My 5th grade teacher was banging! How about you
My friend: When I look back, my 1st grade teacher was really hot
Me: Wait, werern't you home schooled in first grade?
My friend: . . .
The judge was getting increasingly frustrated by the jury of 1st graders... They kept requesting a recess.
