420 Jokes

Funny 420 Jokes
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I'm getting tired of the 420 jokes If I can be blunt about it.

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Ben has 911 candies. He eats 420. What does he have now? Diabetes.
Ben has diabetes.

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cop: I pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 **me:** Dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud haha

**cop:** Sure, whatever.

[later in traffic court]

**judge:** How were you going 420 in a 55?

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If Americans in Niagara Falls want to get to Canada for legal marijuana... They have to take the 420 Highway!

(It’s actually true. Look it up.)

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In case anyone of you missed out on posting a joke about 4/20, don't worry, today is 420 too.

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A man is pulled over for speeding “Hi sir, you were going 68 in a 55”
“Do you mind editing it a bit so it sounds cooler in court?”

(Later in traffic court)
“Sir you were going 420 in a 55”

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Louis Vuitton bag Why is it that a French woman never managed to sell a $80 Louis Vuitton bag in the US?

She kept saying it's $420.

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What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned

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What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl

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What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called? 420 Braise It

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422 = 420 Because 422 is 420 too

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How do you cook a stoned ham? 420℉ Glaze it
Ok I'm leaving

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What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it

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My Ex told me she had a creeper I spent over 420 hours watching her house, I still haven't found him

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Imagine it was 420 degrees Fahrenheit outside We be all baking!

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I’m okay with smoking marijuana. But cocaine is where I draw the line.

Edit: PSAs today is 420 days from 4/20 in 04/20. Go crazy.

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My grandfather was an airplane pilot I hope when I die I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did and not screaming like his 420 passengers.

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House votes 420-0 to release Mueller's report to the public.... See Marijuana brings people together!!!!

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High on high speed Cop: i pulled you over for doing a 68 on a 55.
Me: dang, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it outloud haha.
[Later in traffic court]
Judge: how were you doing 420 in a 55?

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If the Naruto runner isnt in rewind, 420 BILLION DISLIKES

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!

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Knock knock Who's there

A gorgon.

A gorgon who?

420 gaze it.

Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned?

Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What's the highest number in the world? 420

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What time do cows eat grass? 420 graze it

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What's the highest number there is? 420

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What an eventful day! It's 420, Hitlers birthday, and the 18th anniversary of the columbine shooting. Boy what a fun day

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Why don't french stoners celebrate 420? Because they're to busy celebrating 80!

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Why is Top Thrill Dragster 420 feet tall? Because you get high really fast

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Few days ago was grandparents day at school... I saw one grandma with the number 420 on her wrist! What a silly grandma

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