I'm getting tired of the 420 jokes If I can be blunt about it.
Ben has 911 candies. He eats 420. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Ben has diabetes.
cop: I pulled you over for going 68 in a 55
**me:** Dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud haha
**cop:** Sure, whatever.
[later in traffic court]
**judge:** How were you going 420 in a 55?
If Americans in Niagara Falls want to get to Canada for legal marijuana...
They have to take the 420 Highway!
(It’s actually true. Look it up.)
In case anyone of you missed out on posting a joke about 4/20, don't worry, today is 420 too.
A man is pulled over for speeding
“Hi sir, you were going 68 in a 55”
“Do you mind editing it a bit so it sounds cooler in court?”
(Later in traffic court)
“Sir you were going 420 in a 55”
Louis Vuitton bag
Why is it that a French woman never managed to sell a $80 Louis Vuitton bag in the US?
She kept saying it's $420.
What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned
What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl
What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called? 420 Braise It
422 = 420 Because 422 is 420 too
How do you cook a stoned ham?
420℉ Glaze it
Ok I'm leaving
What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it
My Ex told me she had a creeper I spent over 420 hours watching her house, I still haven't found him
Imagine it was 420 degrees Fahrenheit outside We be all baking!
I’m okay with smoking marijuana.
But cocaine is where I draw the line.
Edit: PSAs today is 420 days from 4/20 in 04/20. Go crazy.
My grandfather was an airplane pilot I hope when I die I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did and not screaming like his 420 passengers.
House votes 420-0 to release Mueller's report to the public.... See Marijuana brings people together!!!!
High on high speed
Cop: i pulled you over for doing a 68 on a 55.
Me: dang, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it outloud haha.
[Later in traffic court]
Judge: how were you doing 420 in a 55?
If the Naruto runner isnt in rewind, 420 BILLION DISLIKES
What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!
Knock knock
Who's there
A gorgon.
A gorgon who?
420 gaze it.
Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned?
Okay, sorry I'll leave.
What's the highest number in the world? 420
What time do cows eat grass? 420 graze it
What's the highest number there is? 420
What an eventful day! It's 420, Hitlers birthday, and the 18th anniversary of the columbine shooting. Boy what a fun day
Why don't french stoners celebrate 420? Because they're to busy celebrating 80!
Why is Top Thrill Dragster 420 feet tall? Because you get high really fast
Few days ago was grandparents day at school... I saw one grandma with the number 420 on her wrist! What a silly grandma