4chan Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller.

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At what age does the average 4chan user find out they're autistic? thREEEEEEEEE

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What do you call an anonymous psychic? A 4chan teller


...I'll see myself out

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I heard 4chan is shutting down... How un-4chan-ate :(

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I'm developing an app that lets you customize the look and feel of 4chan when browsing. It's called 4skin

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What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller

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So 4chan hosted its very first live meetup this week... I just don't know why they chose Charlottesville as the location.

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What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan

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My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say join 4chan

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What do you call a Troll who can tell the future? A 4chan teller.

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If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta.

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We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme.

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Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum.

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What is called when the people behind trump's election get together to tell jokes? 4chan

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I got rich by creating an anonymous imageboard website. I made a 4chan.

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At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed But then I made a 4chan.

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If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it.

Reddit would kill it.

9Gag would hump its dead body.

Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein.

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I used to think everyone on 4chan was a virgin, But this Guy Fawkes.

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What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes? You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.

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My psychiatrist diagnosed me as having extreme Parthenophobia. That explains why I'm not comfortable on 4chan.

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What do you call 4chan in space? Virgin Galactic.

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Ruble Crash Son:Father; may I borrow 5 rubles for some bread and milk?
Father:20 rubles? What do you need 50 rubles for?
Source:4chan
Just thought i'd share a great joke that I found today.

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What's the difference between ISIS and 4chan? Even the second one is better, a huge feat.

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How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket

Credit: 4chan

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[META] Are we getting DV Brigaded? I noticed that on a couple of posts nearly every single comment was below threshold. Was that a thing that just... happened? Or are people from 4chan or something brigading us?

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What's 4chan's favourite tyope of Christianity? Orthodoxx

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A fat kid had his lvl 100 gaming account raided and deleted. It was quite un-4chan-ate.

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What's 4chan's favourite popsicle brand? Lolly.

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If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have? A life.

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