Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi?
He's still alive.
(Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren)
A black 6th grader goes to the swimming pool with his class
When he returned home, he asked his Mum:
"Hey mum, everybody was staring at my wee-wee in the communal shower. They said it's so big. Is it because I'm black?
"No Jamal, it's because you're 18"
If an athlete can get athlete's foot, what can an astronaut get? I have no idea.. my 6th grade teacher asked us this and never told us the answer and it's been haunting me for 30 years. Any guesses?
TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub.
There was a 6th grader who transferred to my school and had green legs and autism. He was put into a special knees class.
