People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap
What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience.
Here's a joke from the 80s
Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan are out to dinner. The waiter asks what the First Lady will have. She says, "I'd like the filet mignon, and a baked potato."
The waiter asks, "and the vegetable?"
Mrs. Reagan answers, "Oh, he'll have the same."
What's Trump's favorite song from the 80s? Shithole - by Toto
Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles?
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious.
I led a band in the 80s called "Prevention"... I would argue we were better than the Cure.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Unfortunately, there is no cure.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existance of certain 80s bands.. there is no cure
What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure.
An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do? Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap
Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.
A bunch of 80s action stars dressed up as Skid Row for Halloween but they couldn't figure out who would be the lead singer. But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the ‘80s. It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.
They say an 80s D&D TV show couldn't work on a modern internet streaming platform But Stranger Things has happened.
My father always said laughter Was the best medicine, Which is why i was so confused when I finally tried cocaine in the '80s
80s rock fan and popular assassination target Kim Jong Un recently stipulated the soundtrack for his funeral... ... Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
Can of sardines in Soviet Union
A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it:
"Not a winner"
What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula.
Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? Because they had good high jeans
There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union." What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
If Bag Raiders were a Russian band debuting in the 80s, their hit song will be called... Shooting Tsars
Whats another term for a warm 80s drink? Mr. Tea
I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s and with a handicap
The 80s called... and they sounded excited about the fact that they made an inventiron to ring people from the future.
The band was playing cheesy 80s music So I ran, I ran so far away.
What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?
Durian durian!
im sorry
My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it... I was adamant
Seems like authorities are reporting a plane has exploded carrying vintage 80s Japanese cars ... It's raining Datsun cogs
Norwegian Children's Show Jim Henson created a moderately popular children’s show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock.
How were competitions different for 80s and 90s kids? Answers on a postcard...