A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
What kind of computer says "hello" when starting up? Adele
Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side.
Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times
What did Adele say when asked where her dog is? Groomer has it
What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field? “Hello from the udder side.”
What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli
Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life. Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359
What’s the only PC that can sing? Adele
What do you call a computer that was dropped in the water? Adele Rolling in the Deep
Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele
What do you call a computer that sings?
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Adele
How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up.
Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side
What do you call a laptop that can sing? Adele
I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments
why do apple computers dislike love songs? they are all done by Adele!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other siiiiide
What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele
Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono? She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!
What do you call a singing laptop? Adele
Why did Adele crawl under the cow?
...to say hello from the udder side.
I'll take my Oscar now.
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in... It was Adele, rolling in the deep.
When Adele was 18 she was.... Adele-scent
Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello to the other side.
Did you know that Adele used to be a loan collector?
One day she got frustrated and asked herself "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments, even if it leads nowhere?"
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Why did Adele cross the street? To say *Hello from the other siiidee*
Just became a fan of Adele She had me at Hello
Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl
What do you call a singing computer? Adele
Why did Adele cross the road? To say “Hello from the other side”
What did Adele's first computer program do? It printed "hello world, it's me"