Adele Jokes

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!" I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."






credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments

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An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.

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What kind of computer says "hello" when starting up? Adele

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Funny Adele Jokes
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Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side.

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is? Groomer has it

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What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field? “Hello from the udder side.”

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli

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Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life. Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359

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What’s the only PC that can sing? Adele

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What do you call a computer that was dropped in the water? Adele Rolling in the Deep

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Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele

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What do you call a computer that sings? ​

Adele

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How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up.

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Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side

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What do you call a laptop that can sing? Adele

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I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments

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why do apple computers dislike love songs? they are all done by Adele!

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other siiiiide

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele

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Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono? She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!

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What do you call a singing laptop? Adele

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side.


I'll take my Oscar now.

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Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.

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I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in... It was Adele, rolling in the deep.

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When Adele was 18 she was.... Adele-scent

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Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello to the other side.

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Did you know that Adele used to be a loan collector? One day she got frustrated and asked herself "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments, even if it leads nowhere?"

[Edit: typo]

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Why did Adele cross the street? To say *Hello from the other siiidee*

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Just became a fan of Adele She had me at Hello

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Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

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What do you call a singing computer? Adele

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say “Hello from the other side”

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What did Adele's first computer program do? It printed "hello world, it's me"

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