Hilarious Afghan Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere.
What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel.
What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan dude He was standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery? No idea, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone

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An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a refugee camp... ...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.

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My grandma was not allowed to bring her knitting needles on the airplane. They were worried she might knit an afghan.

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What’s the difference between an islamic hide out and an Afghan pine nut farm? I don’t know, I just fly the drones.

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After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins!

I am so sorry....

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Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said "You da bomb!"

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The TSA confiscated my grandmother's knitting needles They were afraid she would make an Afghan.

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A knitted afghan can be a good accent piece that can also keep you warm... That's just a blanket statement.

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I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him"Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"

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Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned.

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A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies. Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD

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What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you call an Afghan virgin? Never bin laid on.

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I've never understood Afghan markets They're just so Bazaar

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Why do Afghan people have light brown skin? Because Afghan is tan

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Some will argue that tortillas taste better than Afghan bread but that's naan of my business

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